The machines are learning. Are you?
A satirical AI job replacement calculator using occupational exposure patterns, automation risk signals, and a healthy amount of dread.
Based on 342 occupations and AI exposure scoring. Built for sharing, arguing, and checking your coworkers' jobs.
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Start with one of the common jobs below, then share the result with someone who insists their role is "too strategic" to automate.
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How it works
This tool gives each job title a satirical AI replacement timeline, risk score, risk factors, and survival tips. It is not a labor market forecast, but it does map many job titles into broad categories that are exposed to automation in different ways.
Jobs built around repeatable digital work tend to receive higher risk scores. Jobs that depend on hands-on physical work, emotional trust, licensing, unpredictable environments, or human presence tend to receive lower risk scores. The result is part joke, part conversation starter, and part mirror for the current anxiety around AI at work.
FAQ
No. The tone is satirical. The categories and risk factors are inspired by real automation patterns, but the exact countdown is generated for entertainment.
Digital, repetitive, text-heavy, and rules-based work is easier for AI systems to assist or automate. Physical, interpersonal, regulated, and context-heavy work is harder to replace end to end.
Yes. After running a job title, you can share on X or LinkedIn, copy the result text, copy a direct link, or generate a shareable result image.